The Wild

The Wild
The Mild

The philosophy of The Wild/The Mild.

Basically we love AC/DC and Jim loves Black Sabbath and The Chameleons- they are the band's philosophies. But when it comes to the mellow stuff we move through Genesis and Clannad to more folky chilled stuff.

Jim is listening to:
22 June 2008

Jim has various VHQ Audio equipment installed in and around his flat as well as the intelligent lighting and flourescent light ring computer, he normally listens to his DABs or records and CD's through his Arcam Alpha CD, NAD amp and Techics Quartz drive Turntable

to: [vinyl] Phoebe Snow: The Best of Phoebe Snow: Never letting go By Stephen Bishop
to: [Gettoblaster CD]You are I am: Angel Station: Manfred Mann's Earth Band
to: [Ambience] Silence for a while
to: 11:27PM [vinyl] Circles: Watch: The Earth band [Jim sang]
to: 11:57PM [vinyl] ELO: Discovery: Need her love [Jim predicted he would sing and FTP'd beforehand] [Jim sang]
to: Jim listened for requests on his earpiece from any unsuspecting listeners...
cue Horrace Whimp.
Midnight: Mid Summer "When she said yes..?"
...come in Major Tom... Rocket man got home...
12:07AM Signing off for DAB contact in bed.

Jim has a magic wicker hamper set with a majik set of records (he thinks) ...we sneak in when he's not there and change things in his flat poor bastard fuck we've had a laugh with him though, we know he's had enough and we'll leave him alone to scrape up the pieces of his shattered life- alone ha ha ha!!! Sheritra:"What about MJ12?"; reply:"No comment Sheri'.".

(Sponsored unofficially of course by Carlsberg and Nescafe).

Sure we love Aerosmith but you can't beat a bit of Farewell, Farewell from Fairport convention.
I'll have to call Tim the flatulent flautist, thinks Jim as he feels his balls through his track pants without underwear looking and grinning madly out of the kitchen window at the park and the bridge.
The lyrics from Sabbath bloody Sabbath run through his mind and he shouts out "You bastards!".

25-04-08: "Midnight cowboy-everybody's talkin at yer." / "I can read your mind."

Saturday nights aren't what they were I'm afraid so the band hopes to be recording some new stuff soon at Brookside studio, were going to have some mellow flute and recorder set to classical guitar hopefully. Yes its certainly a 'Mild' phase, anyone for a Nescafe?

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Idol Alien Reviews
May 2008
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"The band certainly have a lot of potential says SPOG of the review, Jim is one great guitar player! and he writes too. Alien review heard that he'd textied the whole band the other night saying come on let's get into the studio but Sezy couldn't come out coz of Mr Brown Stone, Matt wasn't pulling his finger out with the studio contact with Gary, and Tim, well he was just flatulent-flautist and didn't reply for two days cos he was at the party. Go sheri and let's get Jim fixed up with the guys at the studio soon we need his input ffs! When Jim was interviewed he said that to have Jo sing for the band would be a true delight of sheri-tree nectar sent surely from the Godesses themselves.

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THE 'GASSIP' GIRLS" REVIEW
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Sorry Sheri hun but we heard over the gassip vine that Jim went to see Jo at her show and she totally ignored hom okay- yeah! so he's thrown a glass of water over the floor by her and she's reported him to the local Police force, can you believe it I now... and get this we managed to get a copy of the letter Jim received from them -get this Shezza! he's gone home in a sulk and written her a poetry book! ffs! 'The 'Gassip Girls" Review' do not condone in any way Jim's disruptive behaviour but the poor guy come on Shez he's been single for over get this 5 years! - where's his Gal we're all lining up Gaad!

SHezza what's going on? give us strength the guy luvs the woman and he only means to please her. Musing Unsaid will be out in the shops by September her birthday month for crying out loud. When one of our giggling girls GIGI went down to interview Jim she said he had AC/DC Back in Black playing very loudly and that the room smelt of marijuana smoke, when she asked him what did he hope to prove by coming on to Jo like that, Jim answered "Only my love for her" ...please...only too much! and when asked was he using the Wild as a front for attempting to court her he said "Yes you've caught me red handed -with my fingers in the pie so to speak." SHe' something has to be done, Jim is still seeing Serry as a friend only and he needs outlets both physical, emotional and with the band - Heeeelp!!! The latest is that Jim's really into his Big Joe Turner records of the 40's and you know shez, Serry has spirit babies by Joman in the Philippines, and she could have the whole deal, Ł1000 dress, Bentleys the works -poor Jim what's he to think. Shez apparantly Jim has developed a gay lover Matt and Jo's partner is called Matthew, my head hurts -let's go back to bed. Sheritra: "Do you think Jim is homosexual?" GIGI: No Shezza, I know he's not (wink wink). He isn't really interested in gay sex at all and he understands how a woman feels, but Shez I must tell you, in February Jim went late night shopping in Tesco wearing high heels and a Hula-Kula nightie, some heads turned I can tell you and later this year Jim was sectioned under the mental health act and spent four weeks on a secure mental ward in hospital, We just want to give him a big hug- he is so lonely She and has a whole lot to offer the right girl, come on he owns a lovely flat and a sports car, he just wrote a book and in fact as you know She, he is quite dishy, a kind bloke and we all think he's a lovely man who deserves a good woman.

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Psycosoft: Ask the shrink
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Welcome and relax.
We are going to use Jim as a case in point and try to get to the bottom of why his behaviour and the behaviour of others is as it is. Let me inform you at this point, Jim has a device fitted to his inner ear so that we can listen to his mind thinking, there are legal issues to be addressed such as privacy laws and personal liability, but for now we will concentrate on the psychological aspects of the case.
I have regressed Jim and it was quite amazing what came out but this case is not really centred around Jim as a person but all of us as a society and how the level of isolation can be a large factor in determining an individuals well-being within the group.
In 1994 Jim aged 28 at the time was sectioned under the Mental Health Act 1993 and given a diagnosis of Schizophrenia. I do not agree with the diagnoses but will not name any doctors or civil servants and simply try to shed light on our situation regarding semi-sick so called mentally ill 'patients' treated like lab rats in their own homes and even taken by force by social workers and the Police away from their home without choice -on the spot, and whether legislation should be reviewed to clarify whether or not someone is a danger or just a bit arty. I am concerned about the powers a group of NHS workers can have over an innocent person struggling to get by and how their actions can be more damaging than helpful and set an individual back in the name of protecting the public and 'helping'. With current terrorism paranoia which is a real issue and the law about holding people under suspicion for long periods are we confusing such dangerous nasty people with innocent, well meaning ones who are just a bit sad and lonely, perhaps with other health or money problems also making their lives difficult?
Another issue raised is the reliability of any one doctor's diagnosis and the power of the system to enforce medication upon a patient which may be totally unsuitable and be confusing him/her even more- these new psycotropic drugs are largely unproven and the pharmaceutical companies obviously want to test and make money from their chemical concoctions via the NHS and public funding- yes your tax money! Often the result being that patients lose their own idea of 'confident self' and admit failure and inferiority among the people they live with so demoralising them into submission as a person, labelled 'schizo', ostracised and often institutionalised stripping them of any chance of becoming 'a success' leaving them in the quagmyre of social stigma. The drugs usually have a doping effect on character as much as physicality and other side effects such as irregular limb movements and weight gain are common side effects.
Jim has agreed that I release some information about him under his review and has kindly said he will not try to restrict or censor what I feel I shoud write. Some good news is that Jim is well now and has overcome many difficult years, for that I am glad.

REPORT: Jim Cook and the embedded chip cell.
(Currently witheld due to Ministry restrictions.)

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"She', this is the game Jim wrote for Jo back in 2002,
He entered the code for a competition to win the Internet
(Best program under 35 Kilobytes)
and he won! we couldn't believe it, nor could he!
It's a clever piece of low-level C programming and ASCII
game design that has left us staggered here at Psycosoft.

Click link above to download (only 35 K) totally safe!
Play it! You've got this little ASCII ship guy at the bottom that
you move left and right and it shoots a stream of missiles out at all
these little text invaders that swoop down, there's sound too!
and it gets faster and faster the more sheets you wipe out,
great stress relief- "Die you little buggers!".
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'The chez-longue'
Mental health patient forum comment:

"Typical the report has been withheld so keeping all of us lambs in the dark. This illustarates what we are up against with those in the upper eschallons of decision making. Frankly it's supression at it's worst, we need this report available it's important we have a voice.". We are all over the moon that Jim is well now and wish him every sucess in finding a suitable partner.

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A local government official has been heard to have said that if the report got out we'd all be finished and the shit would really hit the fan for those on the inside.

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A spokesman from the miniature radio association gave us his comment:
"We know that these devices have been around since way before the 1980's and the explosion in mobile telephony has provided the perfect network for a system exploiting these devices to operate."

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Men In Black
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"Don't think Jim is the only one with one of these bugs they're everywhere and they can do a lot more than you might imagine."
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THE CONSPIRACY

The advent of the report about Jim signals the dawn of enlightenment as regards manipulation and mind control by some in positions of power of people and animals in the early part of the 21st Century.
It is the opening act.
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T H E P U B L A D
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I think the write up about Jim is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life... Jim...
See you down the pub later for a pint and a game of pool... in your mini skirt lol
Look mate, we've set up all the amps and guitars and drums come and 'ave a jam you prat!
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The Boozers guide
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Tommy of the guide had a drink with Jim to chat things over.
He took him to a nearby horsefield up the road
with a bottle of Smirnoff (worth about Ł11.57 to Jim)
and they drank 24 shots each.
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CHAMELEONS
"She' J has a record deck and a Chameleons album, Strange Times, he said because of it he'd be okay."

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Gorgeous mums inc.

Hi She', we heard from GIGI and the gorgeous Gigglegirl
that Jim wants to change, his study into a nursery at his lovely flat
that he furnished himself, he would welcome in his soulmate with
open arms fix her the drink she fancied, light a jostick and a candle
or two and even try to give up smoking in a few months and
concentrate on making the most beautiful 'Planet bunny' style
baby home; and Sheri, Jim planted a rose in his little garden bit
(called "Sweet memories", it has a heavenly scent and yellow petals)
along with some honeysuckle and primroses and snowdrops.
Put the top down, turn the stereo on and let's obey the Tom Tom.
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EDUCATIONAL ARCHIVES

Hello Sheritra, we have a little offering for you- it's Jim's English
literature 'O' Level paper. As you know Jim attended grammar school
in Buckinghamshire in the 80's and since all this poetry has come out
recently, we thought you ought to know how he was doing back then...

"In death they were not divided She", enjoy...

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FINAL WORD
from Cupid's Angels match service

Finally She, Jim has said he would even get down on one fetlock to propose next time,
but for now he's become hoarse from asking, that maybe he should have invited her to Ascot
and that he's glad he hasn't blown it!!
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